fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
(Source: deanprincesster)
i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza
This is what people do in Texas
Wow I can’t believe I lived there…
(Source: all-you-can-eat-kittens)
