crappybird:

all i want in life is

  • fast metabolism
  • fast wifi
  • fast food

 

lohannoying:

"hey will you go get me-"

(Source: hotpockette)

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

(Source: notwifi)

godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.